Night of October 3-4, 2009

I remember the beginning was very weird and long. I was at school and it was cloudy and I think people were chasing me around. Near the main road, there was a river and some boathouses. I stayed in there for a while with some girl. Later in the dream, I applied to the military (American Army) just for the weekend for fun. I could complete the courses and exercises on the computer to go up in rank. I got up to Average Strategist or something (as opposed to Petty or Major) which was between a third and halfway up the list of positions on the “following orders” type of ranks. (After going up that list, you become an officer and give orders instead.) I went downstairs and watched TV where I remember watching in The Simpsons as Homer and the rest of the town have a big party. The news guy, Kent Brockman, said “The music is so loud it is permeating and getting stuck in the heads of our 200 IQ city dwellers, hurting the heads of the 100 IQ suburbanites. And just confusing those 32 IQ people out in the country.” There it showed Cletus, the hillbilly, just rambling around in circles crazily.